Tuesday, September 8, 2009

BEWARE. THIS POST WILL FREAK SOME OF YOU OUT. ( Okay not really. )


This was during SoundCard outing at Marina Barrage. Had fun, really.

I tried something new, Rugby. We didn't really play. We just threw the ball here and there.

And then we had this photoshoot. The experience was just awesome la okay.

Yeah, laugh all you want. Human beings dream. They dare to dream. Apparently it just so happened that I'm one of them. So yeah. You may say I may not come close to looking like Taylor Lautner. ( the guy in the picture ) At least I think I do, that's what matters. Perasan. I know. It may seem as a joke, which I think it is. Whatever. I'm just trying to make this blog more interesting la. Hahaha.

I heard stories. A story of when my friend, primary school friend, told me a girl BJ-ed him before. I was like "What?! Sweet Jesus! You freaking serious?!" Cause he doesn't look like that type you see. His physical appearance doesn't really attract girls. No offense bro. The fact that the girl being a chinese made me go "then then then then?" Then he said that when the tongue touches the tip, it tickles. After that, "wah shiok!" And he added that, the girl wanted Anal, but then our religion forbids us to do so. So he rejected. And now I'm wondering how it feels like to be BJ-ed. I don't know if I believe him though. But it's interesting isn't it?

Why do people wanna Anal anyway? Doesn't it hurt? Isn't it gross? I mean, your poop comes out through your Anus. Even if it's washed and clean, you never know if it's throughly cleaned! It's still dirty right? What if, while you're anal-ing, the girl suddenly let out some poop. That's freaking gross isn't it?! Full penetration you say? So what? It's still gross to me!

Yes, I'm still a virgin.

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